A Totally Serious Breakdown Of Elden Ring’s New Trailer

FromSoftware followers have spent the final two years repeatedly saying the title “Elden Ring” in entrance of a mirror, and it lastly paid off at the moment. The much-anticipated collaboration between the makers of Dark Souls and Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin reemerged from the abyss throughout at the moment’s Summer Games Fest. We had been handled to a flashy new trailer that confirmed off tons of gameplay, some tantalizing plot foreshadowing, to not point out a agency launch date.

I’m excited to play it too, regardless of not being what I’d think about a FromSoftware “expert”. Sure, I beat Bloodborne and have performed numerous quantities Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls, and Sekiro (not completed, thoughts you) however I couldn’t let you know a factor concerning the lore or story about these video games. That clearly makes me the proper particular person to interrupt down this trailer nearly scene for scene. Enjoy my stream-of-consciousness type ideas and reactions to Elden Ring’s newest gameplay exhibiting, and I apologize upfront for what you might be about to learn.  

Holy crap, that’s received to be Elden Ring! No different recreation might have a horse sniffing a knight’s hand.


Screw ending your silly books, George. THIS is the place you are wanted most.

That tree is big! And it’s glowing! That in all probability means it’s vital. Is it Yggdrasil? That can be bizarre, proper? It would possibly serve the identical life-giving perform. I’ll name it Yggdrasil 2.

Shots like this clearly recommend a a lot bigger open-world, maybe larger than any earlier FromSoftware title. I’m on board. 

This big bell means this creature would carry out poorly in stealth conditions. What if it is somebody’s pet? People typically tie bells on their cats to maintain tabs on them. Before you scoff, would that actually be any weirder than a number of the different issues on this trailer? 

See that fort? You can in all probability trip to it. And possibly the one behind it too. 

Wow, that is fairly tousled. But I’m wondering, will you encounter such carts roaming round freely a la Red Dead Redemption or is that this a scripted second? And what kind of baddie will get monstrosities like these to tug them round? 

FromSoftware lastly made pots I do not wish to roll into. 

Here’s the primary of a number of unsettling enemies that make me wish to kill it with hearth as quickly as potential. Also, discover the way it’s carrying a crown. It’s not the final foe within the trailer to rock this look. Hmm…

I’ll abstain from making a lightsaber joke right here. I’m far too elegant for such low-hanging fruit. I wish to know if that is this a one-time assault or can gamers conjure this powered-up sword anytime they need? And does it are available in inexperienced? Dammit…

We noticed the protagonist summon his horse at will earlier within the trailer. While that function is nothing new, what’s thrilling is how the participant rode over a blue portal which launched him and his horse up steep cliff. Beside offering the proper motivational poster picture, that sounds very helpful for getting round.

Okay, that is formally a Souls recreation now.

If you thought you had been performed preventing werewolves after Resident Evil Village, Elden Ring says “not so fast”. Either that or Sif has accomplished its transformation from being a mere “dog with sword” to a full-on canine swordsman. 

The protagonist summoned that blue specter with a giant dice, so it seems like you may name upon allies once more. Whether or not they’re simply NPC or human gamers stays to be seen. 

The solely factor worse than preventing a terrifying (although magnificent) dragon…

…is preventing a dragon that may catches lighting bolts prefer it’s Zeus and assaults you with them!

I’ve dubbed this cool-looking enemy “Panther Paladin”. I like his vibe, and I look ahead to dying to him time and again. 

We’ve seen this mysterious warrior in earlier footage and seems she’s no joke. Is she good friend or foe? 

This jerk is the third or so character to confer with the participant as “Tarnished”, which he frames as an insult. Souls knowledgeable Dan Tack has handed me a cue card from past the grave (he is on trip) saying he thinks the time period is comparable to the title of Ashen One in Dark Souls III. What do you suppose? 

This is strictly what I might think about a Cuphead sequel by FromSoftware would appear like. 

To the shock of nobody, Elden Ring seems to have fairly a couple of building-sized adversaries. 

The new Cainhurst Castle? What’s with all of the ethereal wisps surrounding it?

Good to know which you could nonetheless play a mage, or on the very least carry out magical assaults, in Elden Ring. 

That ghostly stag is cool and all, however try these Wolverine claws on the participant! 

This dignified girl regally sits on a throne and is flanked by a menacing knight. They’re in all probability not vital. 

This bookworm is doing the identical factor all of us are: pouring via each fan idea about what the heck is occurring in Elden Ring. 

Yeah, that big hand monster is a giant pile of “Nope”. 

What’s with the creepy big hand creatures?! And why is he bare? Is the hand making an attempt to cowl him up? I can stay with that, truly.

Wait a second…that is the man that was standing subsequent to the probably-not-important girl! He is a giant deal! And he is offended at me for suggesting in any other case!

What do you make of that wacky Elden Ring trailer? Hit me along with your probably extra educated evaluation within the feedback! 


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